The Sport of Dating

Date #12

Ok, so if there is one thing that I have a true soft spot for, its cheerleaders. To me they represent everything that is right about America. Cheerleaders are America personified. And just seeing them puts a smile on my face (I’m very patriotic).

So I participated in the Bay to Breakers race yesterday. For those of you who don’t know, that is where almost 70,000 “runners” get dressed up in costumes and walk in the race course while getting hammered. This all starts about 7:30 in the morning and ends in Golden Gate Park. It is a great and crazy time. Lots of naked people (not good naked, old naked). Lots of creative costumes. Tons of drinking. And it is all over by 2 in the afternoon.

My friends and I went as the Duke Lacrosse team and were a huge hit. Never have rape chants brought smiles to so many faces. We took a lot of pictures with other runners and had an overall good time. I saw my boy ConAir out there and he said he has never seen me that drunk before, and this was half way through the race. It was my level of inebriation that actually makes this story even better because I was able to pull myself together to not only pick up a girl, but take her out to get sushi later that night. And you may have guessed it by now, she was dressed as a cheerleader.

Age: 30
Score: 16 (7.5 face/8.5 body)
Occupation: Advertising
Home State: North Dakota (seriously, I thought is was just a myth that people actually lived there)

So #12 was walking in the rain on her way home and I was immediately attracted to her. Obviously I was, she was in an f-ing cheerleader uniform. That’s like putting a kilo of cocaine in front of Lawrence Taylor. Or an ear in front of Mike Tyson. Or a knife and a blonde in front of OJ. So we walked in the rain and got to know each other for a bit and I got her number and told her that we would be going out later that night (This was drunk Chuff talking). She just laughed and we parted ways. Upon finally reaching home I sobered up, took a nap, and got in touch with #12.

We ended up going to have a great sushi dinner, and on top of all that, she was still very attractive without the uniform and without me being drunk. So, it was one of the better days I have had in San Francisco. Now, we will probably go out again because she is completely cool, but she is also 30. This is not something that sits well with Chuff and thus anything more than a couple of dates is out of the question. But, she’s hot and that gets you an automatic pass to the next round.

posted by Chuff @ 10:30 AM